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- Family Fortunes.
Q. A bird with a long neck
A. "Naomi Campbell"
Q. A famous cowboy
A. "Buck Rogers"
Q. A famous robber
A. "Cops"
Q. A famous Scotsman
A. "Jock"
Q. A non-living object with legs
A. "A plant"
Q. A number you have to memorise
A. "Seven"
Q. A part of your body you only have one of
A. "Your big toe"
Q. A place you would keep a pen
A. "A zoo"
Q. A reason for kneeling
A. "To be beheaded"
Q. A reason someone digs a hole in the road
A. "Grave digger"
Q. A sign of the zodiac
A. "April"
Q. A weapon used in the game Cluedo
A. "Dice"
Q. A well known Frank
A. "The French"
Q. A word used to describe a very hot day
A. "A very hot day"
Q. An ingredient in chicken stuffing
A. "Chicken"
Q. Fruit used in fruit salad
A. "Cucumber"
Q. Name a dangerous race
A. "The Arabs"
Q. Name a yellow fruit
A. "An Orange"
Q. Someone who works early hours
A. "A burglar"
Q. Something a cat does
A. "Goes to the toilet"
Q. Something a girl should know about a man before marrying him
A. "His name"
Q. Something associated with rain
A. "Water"
Q. Something Father Christmas may do when visiting your home
A. "Feed your pets"
Q. Something in the garden that's green
A. "The shed"
Q. Something made of wool
A. "A sheep"
Q. Something people might be allergic to
A. "Skiing"
Q. Something red
A. "My cardigan"
Q. Something slippery
A. "A con-man"
Q. Something that flies without an engine
A. "A bicycle with wings"
Q. Something that floats in the bath
A. "Water"
Q. Something you do in the bathroom
A. "Decorate"
Q. Something you do with a banana
A. "Smoke it"
Q. Something you hide in your socks when going swimming
A. "Your legs"
Q. Something you put on walls
A. "Roofs"
Q. Something you open other than a door
A. "Your bowels"
Q. Something you wear on the beach
A. "A deckchair"
Q. Something with a hole in it
A. "A window"
Q. The last thing you take off before going to bed
A. "Your feet"
Q. Something people take to the beach
A. "Turkey"
- The Weakest Link.
Q. A clog is worn on which part of the body?
A. "The bottom"
Q. Cotton buds carry a warning not to insert them into which part of the body?
A. "Eyes"
Q. If 'oversteer' makes a car take a bend too sharply, what makes a car go straight?
A. "Holding the steering wheel straight"
Q. In the circus which three letter word goes before 'top'?
A. "Hat"
Q. In the Simon and Garfunkel song 'Homeward Bound' the lyrics are 'I'm sitting in the railway station, got a ticket for my ..' what?
A. "Train"
Q. Prisoner Robert Stroud was known as the what of Alcatraz?
A. "Killer"
Q. The name of which famous racehorse was the word 'murder' spelt backwards?
A. "Shergar"
Q. The 'Tale Of Two Cities' starts 'It was the best of times, it was ..' what?
A. "Summer"
Q. The title of the book by Jerome K Jerome was 'Three Men In A ..' what?
A. "Baby"
Q. The (UK) National Space Centre is based in which Midlands city?
A. "Chicago"
Q. What does a bat use to facilitate flying in the dark?
A. "Wings"
Q. What girl's name is the same as stations in London and Manchester?
A. "Piccadilly"
Q. What is the name of the insect which makes honey?
A. "Honey Fly"
Q. What is the name of the large absorbent cloth used to dry the body after a bath or shower?
A. "Sponge"
Q. What 'Mr-Man' is depicted as blue and covered in bandages?
A. "Mr Accident"
Q. What name for an old British coin goes before 'fowl' and 'pig' to give two names of creatures?
A. "Penny"
Q. What two words does a drill-sergeant use to make marching troops turn around?
A. "Reverse March"
Q. What word connected to drum, disc and air is associated with slowing down a vehicle?
A. "Gun"
Q. What word for the catchment of a river is also the word for a bathroom sink?
A. "Tub"
Q. What word for the past tense of 'rise' is also a widely cultivated flower?
A. "Risen"
Q. What 'X' is the fear of foreigners or strangers?
A. "The X-Factor"
Q. What 'T' is the answer to any addition sum?
A. "Takeaway"
Q. Which Indian leader, whose last name began with 'G', took the name Mahatma?
A. "Geronimo"
Q. Which is greater: one metre or a thousand centimetres?
A. "They're the same"
Q. Which oriental country shares its name with a type of porcelain?
A. "Portugal"
- Blockbusters.
Q. What 'K' is a suicide mission for a pilot?
A. "Kama Sutra"
Q. What 'O' is the generic term for any living animal or plant, including bacteria and viruses?
A. "Orgasm"
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